This is just a collection of email disclaimers I've come across; they vary from the silly to the ridiculouis; I've not yet seen a
sublime example. Although I'm no lawyer, many seem to attempt to 'prohibit' or make unlawful certains acts on the part of
recipients in ways that probably would not stand up to close examination.
The current Modulus disclaimer
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Queensland State Government
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and the Arts disclaims all liability for loss or damage to person or property arising from this message being infected
by computer virus or other contamination.
Murdoch University
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represent those of the Murdoch University. Finally, the recipient should check this email and any attachments
for the presence of viruses. Murdoch University accepts no liability for any damage caused by any virus
transmitted by this email.
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Tarong Energy
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change without notice and Tarong Energy is under no obligation to advise you of any such development.
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University of Melbourne
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National Bank, Australia
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Freestone & Kumnick, Solicitors
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FirstMac
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the sender immediately and then delete all copies of this message from your computer network. If you are not the intended recipient,
you must not keep, use, disclose, copy or distribute this email without the author's prior permission. If you are the intended recipient
and you do not wish to receive similar electronic messages from us in future, then please respond to the sender to this effect.
We have taken precautions to minimise the risk of transmitting software viruses, but advise you to carry out your own virus checks
on this email and its attachments. We do not accept liability for any loss or damage caused by software viruses and do not represent
that this transmission is free from viruses or other defects.
and lastly...
This disclaimer does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my dog: don't quote me on that;
don't quote me on anything; this disclaimer is subject to change without notice; text is slightly enlarged to show detail; resemblance to
actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and coincidental; dry clean only; do not bend, fold, or mutilate; anchovies or jalapenos
added to this disclaimer upon request; your mileage may vary; no substitutions are allowed; for a limited time only while supplies last;
offer void where prohibited; this disclaimer is provided "as is" without any warranties expressed or implied
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